Yeah, I'm bored, so I figured we'd play a little game. So I could share a little of what's going on in my life. Are you familiar with two truths and a lie? Well lets do five truths and a lie:

-I'm gay
-My Grand mother had a very serious heart attack
-My Grand father has cancer
-My sister was recently incarcerated
-Or I may soon be homeless because HUD doesn't rent to families who break house regulations on violent crimes.
-My thirty year old brother is going blind living on my coach off my pay checks, rent free, while supporting my mother and father who live on disability, myself and maintaining a heterosexual relationship.

Umm... The first one?

You've got some life goin' on there, yo.

The last one? I think out of all of those, Id at least want the first one to be true, because that sounds like the easiest of deals, in my opinion...

And I thought My life was hitting a shitstorm... Hang in there Az!

I think the first and last points contradict...

That's the point... The lie is I'm gay...-_-

Or maybe you're not ; )

It's possible (and sad) to be both gay and in a heterosexual relationship, but that would just be added despair to your situation that I was almost waiting for the twist that all were indeed true. Does that make me a bad person..?

Az, you've got a lot of stuff doing down in your life. Did all this happen at once?

Yeah, over the course of the summer, It was one giant shitstorm. That's why I dropped off the face of DI when I was it's like #1 Fanboy stalker for a while XD.

May I just state; looking at OSO's Ein, makes me want to went wet myself, cry and run away... all at once, this goes for Josh and to a lesser extent Suetra, and Kate. (Not that you're not scary but I feel like I might have a chance with you two)

(atleast Grimmar and Drakol are dead (phew)) But here are those pictures I promised of the paramore my Myrie is based off

My magical fairy arrows remain locked on your noggin.

..lol jk Tyzrk's nothing to be scared of.

Nice pictures, I hope you both stay happy.

Aww~ You guys are sooo cute! -secretly ships it all with fangirling-
Ahem. Yes. Murderous shifter here. Not nice fangirl.

Ahem. Rant storm inbound. Please skip if you do not wish to read.

Well I hear you on the shit storm front. It seemed there was a bit of back flow in my direction, given that my sister recently gave birth and I am now basically the serrogate part time mother to a 6 pound little girl who is bloody adorable and cute and I could squish her cheeks all day and I wanna draw eyebrows on her but I cant because my sister said she woudl kill me, but Imma do it anyways!

Yea, Im now known as Aunt Loony. My family loves me, they really try to pretend they do between telling me to my face that they dont, but I can still pretend.

And my roommate of a year has decided I am too much of a hassle to live with and is now bailing fast on me, forcing me to locate a new victi-- i mean roommate. Thankfully they line up like lemmings, I mean, no, I mean lemmings this time.

So I am in the middle of another situation of rearranging, cleaning, dealing with people who hate me and love me at odd intervals, and overall, Im just stressed out.

Thank the gods I cannot turn into a gorilla in this form. Apparently I dont have the skills for it yet. Damnit. I will one day. Apparently I can already turn into a [removed for obvious reasons] and a few other choice racials, but I take it all in stride.

In stride right off the cliffside, if I could be bothered to get off my arse. My issues arent half of what Az's is, (you amaze me at your level of sanity as well as a smokin Gf!? Like srs, dude, my hero/idol!), but I suck at life normally. Crippling anxiety and psychosomatic stress pains and sicknesses are not cool when dealing with someone who likes to purposely trip all your triggers just to get her way. Girls are crazy, dont date them. Seriously. Cant date guys, cant date girls, I think Im just going to pet my cat and be done with relationships. They have a tendancy of blowing up in my face with more flair than a freakin frag grenade in my teeth.

Bluhhhhhh.

Rant ended.