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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:18 pm 
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I have a couple of these but I'm only going to say 1...if u have any "yo mama jokes feel free to post...

I thought this one was funny myself so Ill do it...it goes yo mama so dumb she asked me what kind of pants I had on..I said "guess"..she said levi's
lol i still think it's funny

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........huh? i totally dont get this.... and most yo mama jokes are dumb anyway.

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it means that the 'mama' is so dumb she does not know the difference between levi's and normal underwear <.< easy to understand, but not so fun.

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Not as easy as you think. "Guess" was the name of the brand.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.

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Ive got one:
Your momma so ugly, when she enters a house of mirrors, they all break.

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yo mama so stupid we locked her in the bathroom and she crapped herself
yo mama so fat that she went to tokyo and everyone screamed "godzilla!"
yo mama so fat she saw a bus and said "hey look a twinkie!"
yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow shirt and kids said "hey look the magic schoolbus!"
yo mama so stupid and poor that she livid in a cardboard box but when it got blown away she had crap herself because she said her bathroom was blown away too

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Yo mama's so fat so fell down Niagara Falls and said "Man this waterslide sucks!"

Yo mama's so fat she fell off a ship and the captian yelled "LAND HO"

You mama's so stupid when yo daddy said its chily outside yo mama ran out with a spoonzors

Yo mamas so fat she ordered some fried chicken in KFC and they asked "what size?" she said "extra extra extra super super sized, its the one on the sign"

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i dont get the kfc one, does it mean she ordered everything on the sign?

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it meant that she wanted the size that it showed on the sign

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so she thought everything on the size was one meal and ordered it?

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks John Stewart is serious.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma so fat her photos are 3D.

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Yo mama's so fat when she went to walk the dog she had to roll and the dog had to pull her
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped and fell off her balcony a reporter ran up to her and said "Here a giant astroid has just landed in front of this house"
Yo mama's so ugly when Michael Jackson looked at her he/she ripped of his/ her rubber face and said "You need this more than i do"

Lol some of them might be a little consuing but you get the picture :lol:

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(Seph lol I meant she asked for the one on the sign, whcih is a plasitic 10 feet fight bucket of chicken)

@Lynn: first one= :roll: second= :) thrid= :shock:

@Nirako frist one= :D second= :? thrid= :)

Pictures explain better than words :P

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Yo mama so fat, when her beeper went off, everyone thought she was backing up!

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o god i laughed bout the yo mama jokes all day :lol: :lol: :lol:

o god thats funny

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