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 Post subject: ~The Secret Diary of a Cat~
PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:44 pm 
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OK< THIS IS HILARIOUS... If you have a cat.. or have ever had a cat... you will find this amusing!! :) :)


~The Secret Diary of a Cat~

-DAY 752-
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

-DAY 761-
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed (again).

-DAY 762-
Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

-DAY 765-
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

-DAY 768-
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

-DAY 771-
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

-DAY 774-
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....

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lol that is good...lol

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Ha ha ha! I know... I was like
that is SOOO my cat!!
h aha ha!

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lol nice cat lol

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oh yes... I know...

I love CAT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Let me here a Woot Woot!"


(this message no longer has any meaning... considering I just changed the picture... and now there is no more cat fish... nope... just cute lil' chinakins! :D:D )

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My brain is exploding from the overuse of "lol".

I'm starting to think, that I'll do the same thing that I saw on eUO, forums. I'll change every lol to "Laughing out loud like a retard."

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then we will start putting roflol

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Rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud, like a retard.

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how about roblol figure that one out

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Running outside being a retard who laughs out laud.

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nope

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I don't care what you say. That's how I'm gonna decypher it.

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and then someone will come up with a new one and you will have to fix that as well

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Nice cat. Maybe I should introduce him to my pet, Fluffy:

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(old joke ^^)


Seriously now, cute cat. :)

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Am I the only one reminded of Colbert Report on Kittenwars.com?

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